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updated 4.50pm, Tuesday 14th April 2020
How many large group healthcare actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?
The same number as last year, times a trend factor.
How many small group healthcare actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: one to screw the light bulb and nine to interpret the health reform regulations on light bulbs.
How many management actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?
20: one to screw the light bulb and 19 to have a staff meeting on it.
How many casualty actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the light bulbs are all broken.
How many pensions actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can make an assumption that the light bulb changes itself.
Tony Batory
15 October
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